The Real Life Three-Eyed Simpsons Nuclear Mutant Fish

This is downright eerie. You remember that episode of The Simpsons where Bart catches a three-eyed fish outside of Mr. Burn's power plant? Guess what's happening in real life? THE THREE-EYED SIMPSONS NUCLEAR MUTANT FISH It's a Simpsons episode come to life... only a lot less yellow. This wolf fish was caught in a reservoir fed by a nuclear power plant in Córdoba, Argentina. If that doesn't get you thinking about an old Simpsons episode, then this extra fact should: the owner of the plant is running for public office, just like Mister Burns was in the episode in question. I'm just wondering... if I eat this fish, will I die or get superpowers?